Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means
my life in a text post.
DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
they should get barbra streisand to be in glee but not play herself she should play like a bad streisand impersonator they hire for rachel’s birthday and rachel spends the whole time going ‘omg she doesn’t even look like her’