the-misadventures-of-lele:

squidwurd:

condommodel:

today at work someone tipped me a potato

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in some countries that is a marriage proposal

Even the potato looks confused

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derek-stepan:

giroux guaranteeing the flyers will win on friday

I want this tattooed on my lower back

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buttsdotcom:

I need to lose 30 pounds in today

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"Nothing surprised me about this city, the way people act."

Dan Carcillo on Philly fans booing his injury (via upthebugle)

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teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

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wheelchair-warrior:

this might be my favourite glee quote of ever

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